Just to complete the series I thought I would look at some of the things that I am able to do.
A. Arooo loudly. This is probably the most obvious comment ever made.
B. Bitey face. I still excel at squabbling with Lenny in the house and garden.
C. Chase squirrels in my garden. They know not to settle for too long.
D. Destroy toys. Not as much these days, but I am still able to lobotomise them.
E. Enjoy my life. Even with my brother biting me, I still have a good life.
F. Find and eat field food quicker than I can get told off.
G. Go on days out and holiday. I did this before quarantine and will do it again soon.
H. Hike my parents across the fields and through mud. This is a speciality of beagles.
I. Injure myself through excessive shenanigans. I am currently injury free, thankfully.
J. Jump onto the garden table and out of the dental clutches of my vampiric brother.
K. Kick dad when I’m sleeping on the sofa. A fun activity.
L. Laugh. I make my parents smile. I can be an idiot sometimes apparently.
M. Make dad give me secret treats just by looking at him in a doleful way.
N. Nice sitting when treats may be involved.
O. Open mums heart just by looking at her sometimes.
P. Pretend to ignore Lenny’s antagonism, and then pounce on him.
Q. Question if Lenny is a vampire, a giraffe or just a pest. I suspect a mixture.
R. Run around the garden. See also (A) apparently.
S. Sleep more often, and snore more loudly. Allegedly it comes with age.
T. Tongue Out Tuesday. I have an extensive tongue which makes this quite easy.
U. Upset my parents when I don’t feel very well or look old and tired.
V. Views. Enjoy what I see whilst strolling around the lanes and fields near my home.
W. Wee on Lenny’s head if he’s not looking where he’s going on our walks.
X. e(x)pect my food to be provided on time. Is this too much to ask?
Y. Yawn. I seem to do this far more often now. Age? who knows.
Z. Zooms around the garden with or without Lenny.
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