The A-Z of things I cannot do

A. Aroooo quietly during bitey face.

B. Be sad. I am a naturally happy Beagle Harrier boy. Unless I have poorly pals.

C. Calmly watch squirrels cavorting in my garden.

D. See Dixie, I would love to meet her just once but New Jersey is a long way.

E. Eat my dinner in peace and quiet. I seem to have a vampire permanently watching me.

F. Feel happy when my friends feel sad or unwell.

G. Get extra treats. Dad has a heart of stone.

H. Have off lead fun outside of my house.

I. Ice Cream. Because my parents don’t allow me any. This may not be true.

J. Jet around the world to see my friends, sadly.

K. Knit things. Opposable thumbs you see.

L. Love Lenny and my parents any more. They are the best.

M. Moan about my life as it is allegedly very good.

N. Needles. I don’t do needles, they are horrid things. I can’t look.

O. Open cupboard doors as I don’t have those opposable thumbs.

P. Patrol the garden without smelling squirrel.

Q. Quiet. Apparently I don’t know the meaning of the word.

R. Ride a bicycle. Opposable thumbs.

S. Sleep past 6.30 in the morning. Boing boing boing arooo.

T. Tell Lenny off when he steals my dinner. He was an orphan like me after all.

U. Understand why there aren’t extra treats.

V. a(V)oid having fun during the day.

W. Wait patiently whilst my paws are cleaned after a really muddy walk.

X. e(X)amine my brothers ears without wanting to clean them with my tongue.

Y. Yell quietly. See Q, apparently.

Z. Zooms with too many friends who have crossed the Rainbow Bridge.

What are your things you cannot do?