Now, I think that effury birfday should start wiff a lie in. So what were my PA’s doing waking me up half an hour earlier than normal?! I soon found out I was being paw-parazzied with my presents so I could post it to all my pals on twitter, before D went to work on the choob. 
After opening my presents and eating my breakfast, D left for work and I mooched about for a while to let M do some work. She seemed to be taking ages and I was impatient to go for a pawtrol round my manor so I started to paw at her knee to give hints. It was such a luffly day that it seemed a waste to spend it indoors. Besides, I wasn’t allowed to play muchly with my toys, or eat all my treats so it was a bit boring lying around waiting. When she was finally ready, I showed M some of my favourite fields and byways.
I thought I would be allowed to chase squirrels, deer and rabbits but M said I needed to stay shackled to her for my own safety. At least we were out and I was getting tons of scents. I did see deer, but they were far away. It was so hot that M decided to take me back home via the stream where I cooled down. For some reason she didn’t want to join me for a paddle – pfftt.
Home beckoned and I got to play with my toys again. But I was so tired that I didn’t even have the strength to lobotomise my birfday tiger toy.
BOL. This was a great birfday and fanks to all my pals (oh and M&D) for making it so special. I hope I get plenty more birfdays to share wiff you all.
Dexter 